beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

rustybirdcage:

bgib:

beastcootie:

Winter is coming.

JuST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE

#D̥͍͡O̻͖̗͙̲͇̯ ̻͎̠̳Y͈̰Ó͙U̙͉̗͓ ̨͓Ẁ̻͕̪̹͉A̲̬͡N̘N̕A̹͓͘ ̛Ḅ̱̙Ụ̞͇̗̹̺̟I҉͚L̖͎D͕ ̀Ḁ̡̹̙̝͓͍ ̛̱̦͓̣͎̲̲S͔̟̠ͅN̘̦̥̩O̬͕͓̰̩͇W͕M̱̺̰͓À͚͙N͖̣̰̮
alanabitchhhhh:

im-toosassy:

♡.

︻╦╤─

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

corporationsarepeople:

This is gold. Every time I see it. Pure gold.

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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dekutree:

*lame nigga voice* i don’t get a hug? 

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE