seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
do you ever just stare at your homework and cry
excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed
show up to your funeral like
*lame nigga voice* i don’t get a hug?
CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:
“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”
IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE